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The Journal of Baron Dirty. 16th of Granite.
How irritating. That Captain Ironblood will be held accountable for this!
I had to meet with ELVES!
Disgusting.
They're all completely mad. The one I met said we had done well not to harm a single tree!
I mean, at most other fortresses, that would be an achievement, but here, there are no trees!
I was astounded that he would bring this up while sitting at a table and chair made of wood! Complete nutter!
On that subject I will have to have somebody beaten for the travesty of having to conduct this meeting in the dining room. A disgrace!
Ironblood said he was going to prepare an office for me and he has not made good. He's been too busy with some silly staircase!
I'll have so select a friend of his to punish appropriately!
At least the filthy thing departed quickly. Probably prancing through all the non-existent trees we haven't cut down.