Thread: Nist Akath - The Complete Story
Author: Captain Mayday
Began: November 13, 2007
Ended: March 21, 2010
Update 1 - Fear the Winter
Update 2 - The Founders
Update 3 - Materials
Update 4 - STRIKE THE EARTH!
Update 5 - Skeletal Elk
Update 6 - She-Axe and a Horse
Update 7 - Fortifications, Farms and Bedrooms
Update 8 - Basic Fighting Training
Update 9 - Liason
Update 10 - Skelk Invasion
Update 11 - First Migrants
Update 12 - Quarry Disaster
Update 13 - Quarry Ruined
Update 14 - Dying Patients
Update 15 - Death of She-Axe and Onul
Update 16 - Burnedtoast Injured
Update 17 - Water for Patients
Update 18 - Funeral Arrangements
Update 19 - Trading the Dead's Belongings
Update 20 - Ganndd's Death by Skelks
Update 21 - The Fonz Stripping
Update 22 - Ironblood the Judge
Update 23 - Suspicious Partyhall
Update 24 - Spring-Feeling in my Bones
Update 25 - Offended Elves
Update 26 - Sealed-in Elves
Update 27 - Freezing Elves
Update 28 - Insane Dwarf
Update 29 - Insane Elves
Update 30 - Useless Migrants
Update 31 - Soaper's Request
Update 32 - Sir Robin's First and Last Day
Update 33 - Dreams of a Forest
Update 34 - Feeling the Mortality
Update 35 - Vabok Stays
Update 36 - Elks of Not Just Bones
Update 37 - Three Years of Hell
Update 38 - The Mimic Joins the Military
Update 39 - Ironblood the Mayor
Update 40 - Clearknighted the Courteous Power
Update 41 - Goblins
Update 42 - Mandating the Construction of Catapult Parts
Update 43 - Catapult Test Success
Update 44 - Digging Deeper
Update 45 - Fleeing Goblins
Update 46 - Stairwell Proposal
Update 47 - Vermin Hunting in the Larder
Update 48 - First Birth in Nist Akath
Update 49 - Death of Sorrow
Update 50 - Glorious Leader and the Elvish Bastards
Update 51 - Elves and Goblins
Update 52 - Departing Goblins
Update 53 - Looting and Deaths
Update 54 - Second Birth of the Fort
Update 55 - Dwarven Haggling
Update 56 - Siege Led by a Ruler
Update 57 - Goblins Scared for No Reason
Update 58 - Even More Migrants
Update 59 - Snatchers
Update 60 - Spiked Crown
Update 61 - Wood for Barrels for Booze
Update 62 - Clothes from the Dead
Update 63 - Elves and Elk
Update 64 - Head Injury
Update 65 - Black Bronze Items
Update 66 - Bony Bear
Update 67 - Tower Into the Sky
Update 68 - Nagash the Second
Update 69 - Ironblood the Consolator
Update 70 - Broken Arm from Meeting
Update 71 - Resisting Arrest
Update 72 - Less Worry for Migrants
Update 73 - No Black Bronze Items
Update 74 - Woe Be He Who Does Not Make Black Bronze Items
Update 75 - Dead Human Guild Representative
Update 76 - Wood and Black Bronze Bars
Update 77 - Song Dreadlash
Update 78 - Not Resisting Arrest
Update 79 - Goblins Disrupt Trading
Update 80 - Goblins Left
Update 81 - Another Body for the Office Walls
Update 82 - Mad Child
Update 83 - Such is Nist Akath
Update 84 - Elves are Used to Filth
Update 85 - Depiction of One Sided Pummelling
Update 86 - Stone Dropped on Pollux's Head
Update 87 - Humans Love Useless Crap
Update 88 - Beer, Food, and Lots of Wood
Update 89 - Clothes Rotting Off
Update 90 - Opening of the Arena
Update 91 - First Arena Fight
Update 92 - Halting the Production of Bones
Update 93 - Naked Titan
Update 94 - Costly Luxury
Update 95 - Crushed by Skeletal Hooves
Update 96 - Saving Private Vanon
Update 97 - Another Bout of Insanity
Update 98 - A Bloody Good Deal
Update 99 - Completely Different Experience
Update 100 - Dwarven Poetry
Update 101 - Barony
Update 102 - Bathes
Update 103 - Airy and Lots of Space
Update 104 - Coins and Shops
Update 105 - A Dwarf Can Dream
Update 106 - Exoleet's Death, Kinneus' Promotion
Update 107 - Hell of a Ride
Update 108 - Trade Depot Moved Indoors
Update 109 - Dragon Arrives
Update 110 - No Reward for Doing One's Duty
Update 111 - Pat on the Back
Update 112 - Nobles' Rooms
Update 113 - Dwarven Justice
Update 114 - What We Do Here
Update 115 - Thirsty Tax Collector
Update 116 - The Meeting
Update 117 - Another Naked Titan. Now a Woman
Update 118 - Ten Whole Years in this Hell Hole
Update 119 - Elves are Completely Mad
Update 120 - Value Over 10,000
Update 121 - Master Tailor Imprisoned
Update 122 - Migrants, Skelks, And Tax Collector
Update 123 - Human Diplomat
Update 124 - It's for the Traps
Update 125 - Bath or Small Indoor Lake
Update 126 - The First Murder
Update 127 - No Sympathy for Murderers
Update 128 - Infinite Supply of Food, Booze and Junk
Update 129 - Fighting from Behind Our Walls
Update 130 - Song Injured but Escapes
Update 131 - It Will Be Created
Update 132 - Symptoms of the Madness
Update 133 - Kal Berim
Update 134 - Siege Broken
Update 135 - Diplomacy First
Update 136 - Another Crazy Project
Update 137 - Nonsensical Madness
Update 138 - At Least He's Kept His Clothes On
Update 139 - Labyrinth Complete
Update 140 - Saving Work for the Rest of Us
Update 141 - Literally Bad News on the Horizon
Update 142 - Noble Breeding
Update 143 - Song Flees Again
Update 144 - Song Losing Status Among Goblins
Update 145 - Song Scampers Away
Update 146 - Goblins Scampers Away
Update 147 - Elves Scampers Away
Update 148 - Stay Away from the Bloody Wood
Update 149 - Song has Returned
Update 150 - Fallen Recruit, Another Noble Birth
Update 151 - Not A Scratch on Old King Song
Update 152 - Future Without Song Dreadlashes
Update 153 - Treachery from Within
Update 154 - Crumbling Old Masonry
Update 155 - Today, It's Paradise
Update 156 - Turret Planning
Update 157 - Siege Uplifted
Update 158 - 13 Years or So
Update 159 - Tragic Day
Update 160 - Noble Spawn
Update 161 - Defense Never So Firm
Update 162 - The Enemy Must be Repelled
Update 163 - The Report was Quite Graphic
Update 164 - A Heroes Funeral
Update 165 - Baroness Chased by Skelks
Update 166 - Baroness Killed by Skelks
Update 167 - Baron Dirty Killed By Skelks
Update 168 - Last of Baron Dirty's Corrupt Family
Update 169 - Died Honorably in Battle
Update 170 - Baron Dirty's Only Son Drowned
Update 171 - Dwarven Caravan and Goblins
Update 172 - Disorganized Goblins
Update 173 - Everyone Will Remember what They were Doing at this Moment
Update 174 - A mere Four Migrants
Update 175 - Just Routine Work
Update 176 - Another Baron
Update 177 - The Sheets were Still Warm
Update 178 - Fifty Hammerstrikes
Update 179 - Obviously Did not Survive
Update 180 - Name Changes
Update 181 - Custom in the Military
Update 182 - Nobles are Quite Strange
Update 183 - Never Seen a Ring Quite Like It
Update 184 - Guard Imprisoned for this Failure
Update 185 - Some Foreshadowing Going on
Update 186 - Wearing Two of them Right Now
Update 187 - Military Volunteers
Update 188 - Won't be Wanting this One for my Office
Update 189 - With Little Fanfare
Update 190 - Proud Parents Once More
Update 191 - Asked for Something to Hide his Shame
Update 192 - Either in Madness or Greatness
Update 193 - Merely Studded With Some Platinum Studs
Update 194 - Gave Them my Best Wishes
Update 195 - Crushed Beneath a Tonne of Stone
Update 196 - Did not Make it Through the Night
Update 197 - Sense of Duty
Update 198 - Close the Gates
Update 199 - Forced to Stay Underground
Update 200 - Migrants Been Camping for Some Days
Update 201 - The Way to the Tomb
Update 202 - Interruptions from Strange Moods
Update 203 - Sketching Pictures of Things
Update 204 - His Mind Finally Snapped
Update 205 - Tearing off All his Clothes
Update 206 - Eleven Story Drop Does Little Good for a Body
Update 207 - Baby Boy
Update 208 - Plagued by Mighty Creatures
Update 209 - We have Captured it Alive
Update 210 - Stranded Outside with Goblins and Skelks
Update 211 - Goblins Showed Only Futility
Update 212 - Too Injury and Regained Health in Same Siege
Update 213 - Leaving the Goblin Equipment Except Swords
Update 214 - But Lorny I want a Window in my Tomb
Update 215 - Winter Trend
Update 216 - Humans and Goblins Arrive
Update 217 - Now he's Snapped
Update 218 - Stairwell of Sorrow
Update 219 - Wonderful
Update 220 - Drop of a Spoon
Update 221 - Crazy in the Larder
Update 222 - A Collection of Mythical Beasts
Update 223 - No Time for Celebrations
Update 224 - Won't be Destroying any more Infrastructure
Update 225 - Destroyed his Bed in his own Cell
Update 226 - Unfortunate Start of the Springtime
Update 227 - Nobody Wants to Bathe with a Corpse Gazing up at them
Update 228 - Loss of a Beloved Pet
Update 229 - Nobody wants to Come Here
Update 230 - A Noble Named After a Useless Lump of Rock
Update 231 - Another Attempt to Besiege Us
Update 232 - We Have Prevailed Once More
Update 233 - Creative Need
Update 234 - Mind Broken like a Twig
Update 235 - Wasn't Even the Right Unused Coffin
Update 236 - More Extraordinary than Usual
Update 237 - He's not in Charge
Update 238 - Highly Decorated Garnierite Scepter
Update 239 - Newfangled Music with Rocks in it
Update 240 - Our Old Foes
Update 241 - Goblins and Dragon
Update 242 - He Just Keeps Muttering
Update 243 - It was the Elves that Really Capped it off
Update 244 - Another Member of the Bloated Noble Class
Update 245 - The Goblins Packed up and Left
Update 246 - A Peasant to Clean up the Mess
Update 247 - Deep Flaws in the Popular Belief
Update 248 - Like an Elf on a Shrubbery
Update 249 - Lightweight
Update 250 - We Settled Down to Trade
Update 251 - Never get Sick of Terrorizing the Youth of Today
Update 252 - Every Meal is a Feast
Update 253 - A Private Concern
Update 254 - A Need for Privacy
Update 255 - Some Weird Noble Thing
Update 256 - Madly Cobblin Together Items
Update 257 - Extremely Spiky
Update 258 - Stand his Squad Down for a While
Update 259 - It Just Brings the Elves
Update 260 - Just Flamboyant Nudists
Update 261 - I don't Know Why he Wants a Cage
Update 262 - Finishing the Great Shaft
Update 263 - It's Important for a Military to be Flexible
Update 264 - We Shall Fight them from Atop the Fort Walls
Update 265 - 22 Years
Update 266 - Chatted About the Old Days
Update 267 - Bothered About a Single Bolt
Update 268 - Escape Route
Update 269 - Not Stick my Nose into Political Issues
Update 270 - A Worn Tome
Update 271 - The Joys of Being in Charge
Update 272 - Having Crumpets with Xotes
Update 273 - A Metallic Shout
Update 274 - Impassive Bronze Face of his Enemy
Update 275 - The World was Full of Bronze
Update 276 - So Much Violence Within our Walls
Update 277 - I can't Wait to See what you Think I Want
Update 278 - No Weapon Until he Knows how to Conduct Himself in Battle
Update 279 - It was Totally not what I Wanted at All
Update 280 - We are Up a Hydra Corpse
Update 281 - The Shadowy Events
Update 282 - A New Ornament for my Office
Update 283 - Spring Brings Tragedy
Update 284 - It wasn't what I Wanted at All
Update 285 - The Lack of Symmetry in the Room had been Throwing me Off
Update 286 - The Damnable Creatures had Changed Tactics
Update 287 - Combat Demonstrations
Update 288 - It was Kal Berim
Update 289 - A Typical Woman
Update 290 - The Caravan was Overrun
Update 291 - All they Got to Help them was a Single Warrior
Update 292 - My Hand is Forced
Update 293 - Archibess Shadowgraves
Update 294 - Find him some Damned Pants
Update 295 - Her Certainly Makes the Ladies Blush
Update 296 - It May be Time for Some Fun
Update 297 - Fear my Hammer Puny Goblins
Update 298 - We've Found a Hole Into a Great Abyss
Update 299 - I Made Sure to Praise her
Update 300 - There's Only Twenty of them or So
Update 301 - The Goblins Ran off Around Lunchtime
Update 302 - Larders Literally Filled to Bursting
Update 303 - Some Monument to their Existence
Update 304 - Useless Junk, Corpses, and Only Some Useable Items
Update 305 - Had a Harrowing Escape Today
Update 306 - Soft to the Touch, what with All the Spikes and All
Update 307 - The Strongest who has Ever Come Here
Update 308 - Strength hadn't Worked. Stealth hadn't Worked. Maybe Cunning Would
Update 309 - New Barracks
Update 310 - Busy Day
Update 311 - From Slumber to Awake in Cold Sweat
Update 312 - Commences Training Tomorrow
Update 313 - Agreed to her Proposal
Update 314 - Had a Close Call Today
Update 315 - Began Muttering to Himself
Update 316 - Obscure Piece of Work
Update 317 - Emergency Opening System
Update 318 - Encrusted with Malachite
Update 319 - Not Very Ladylike Behaviour
Update 320 - Finally Finished her Project
Update 321 - Something in the Fairsabres Blood
Update 322 - They were All Horribly Killed
Update 323 - Image of a Table
Update 324 - Cowards
Update 325 - Quite Typical of a Noble's Son
Update 326 - Their Bones are More Common than Open Ground
Update 327 - Something in the Blood
Update 328 - Lack of Dining Tables
Update 329 - New Arrival Today
Update 330 - Something Less than Divine is Happening Here
Update 331 - Blood for the Blood God
Update 332 - Giving her a Medal
Update 333 - Ex-Planter, Now Master Mason
Update 334 - She Took her Baby into Battle
Update 335 - We'll go Babysit the Treelovers
Update 336 - Another New Arrival
Update 337 - The Nobility Must be Involved
Update 338 - Everyone is a Suspect
Update 339 - Cold Hearted Monsters
Update 340 - There is Nothing he hasn't been Able to Find
Update 341 - Snapped like a Twig
Update 342 - A Day of Sorrow
Update 343 - Demand has Outstripped Supply
Update 344 - Adviced him to Place it in my Office
Update 345 - Find me an Item for my Bedroom
Update 346 - It wasn't the Best of Days
Update 347 - Laying Passed out on Libast Swordbodice
Update 348 - You Lost a Couple
Update 349 - I Went for a bit of a Walk Outside
Update 350 - Slain by the Skelk Menace
Update 351 - Soulsmith
Update 352 - A God of Rebirth
Update 353 - Quite Staggering Timing
Update 354 - I Believe we have a Meeting
Update 355 - It's Just a Colossus
Update 356 - Got a Place in your Office for a Statue
Update 357 - Acting a Little Odd
Update 358 - Among the Lowest Valued
Update 359 - Gems Such as this are Truly Prized
Update 360 - Come to your Death
Update 361 - Began to Doubt his Course of Actions
Update 362 - Hopefully we're all Back in Time for Dinner
Update 363 - They Just Slaughtered a Squad Without Taking a Single Wound
Update 364 - Tonight we Drink to their Bravery
Update 365 - I Believe we have a Meeting to Get on With
Update 366 - Just Grinned Stupidy
Update 367 - Friendly Goblin
Update 368 - Not a Good Sign
Update 369 - A Day of Accidents Today
Update 370 - Asked me to Have Another Chain Made
Update 371 - I don't Feel so Good
Update 372 - Ironblood's Eye Twitched Once, with Rage
Update 373 - Right Now he wasn't Being Kind
Update 374 - This Death won't Ease their Suffering
Update 375 - We've Discovered out Cultists
Update 376 - Give them Both Something to Think About
Update 377 - She Must Serve 51 Days in Prison
Update 378 - Some Good Sense had Been Beaten Into her
Update 379 - I Remain Optimistic
Update 380 - Not Insane at All
Update 381 - Kodor Ironblood
Update 382 - There's Always Work for a Stout Blade Carried by an Even Stouter Dwarf
Update 383 - A Lots Happened in the Meantime
Update 384 - Have the Look of a Warrior
Update 385 - It wasn't Racism when a Dwarf Said it
Update 386 - Nothing a Good Blade Couldn't Sort Out
Update 387 - You're here to Kill me
Update 388 - A Sophisticated Honour System
Update 389 - We Battled it with All our Bravery
Update 390 - I Now Believe he May have been Insane
Update 391 - I was Left a Mere Ruin
Update 392 - Kobolds are the Blessed Creatures of Armok
Update 393 - Our Fame was Growing
Update 394 - It's not that Easy to Kill a Vampire
Update 395 - You Remember Being Killed
Update 396 - I was One of the Progeny
Update 397 - Priestess of Armok
Update 398 - Touch of the Blood God
Update 399 - Travelling was in our Bones
Update 400 - Hideous Bile Giving a Scent that Would Linger for Days
Update 401 - Where a Cancer Grows, it Must be Removed
Update 402 - The Soulsmith was Coming, and he was Coming here
Update 403 - He'd be Damned if he was Going to Play Maid with me
Update 404 - Discuss the Lack of Immigration
Update 405 - Birth of the Eleventh Fairsabres Child
Update 406 - Always Good when a Dwarf Avoids Going Mad
Update 407 - Decided to Forgo any Formal Celebration
Update 408 - Took his Time with the Last Surviving Goblin
Update 409 - He's a Bit of a Rough Sort
Update 410 - Manic Creative Moods
Update 411 - An Oversight
Update 412 - Nearly Unheard of in History
Update 413 - Rather Bad Work Accident
Update 414 - My Love is not Acting Like Herself
Update 415 - Are you Pregnant or Something
Update 416 - Something Remarkable has Happened
Update 417 - Today, in the Party Chamber
Update 418 - The Youth of Today
Update 419 - The Tomb Nearing Completion
Update 420 - The Last Remaining Member
Update 421 - A Rather Surprising Offer
Update 422 - She had Added more Spikes
Update 423 - Another Office for me
Update 424 - Ecruciatingly Painstaking Process of Gathering Resources
Update 425 - I Gave him Half a Crumpet
Update 426 - A Disappointing Piece of Art
Update 427 - Blessed by Another Child
Update 428 - An Ill Omen
Update 429 - Goblin Mince
Update 430 - Couple New Faces Joining us
Update 431 - A Second Daughter
Update 432 - Swimming Pool
Update 433 - They have the Nerve to Call our Skeletal Elk Bone Trade 'Cruelty to Animals'
Update 434 - The Dirt is Here to Stay
Update 435 - Haven't been Re-elected as Mayor
Update 436 - This will make Things Substantially Easier
Update 437 - We have no Idea where he is
Update 438 - Some Sort of Weird Spiritual Journey
Update 439 - Think they're Hazing me or Something
Update 440 - Take them to the Training Facilities
Update 441 - He Ran out of Skelk
Update 442 - The Ground is Littered with Blood, Weapons, and Limbs
Update 443 - More Disaster
Update 444 - Father would have been Furious
Update 445 - I Ordered it all Chucked into the Abyss
Update 446 - Mayor for Another Year
Update 447 - There's Literally no Work to be Done
Update 448 - Been Busy Raising the Children
Update 449 - The Ironbloods Continue to Breed
Update 450 - Picked up Some more Wood
Update 451 - For the First Time in So Long
Update 452 - They Would Never Move
Update 453 - Partly Mad with Power
Update 454 - Thrown up Such a Magnificent Ballrom
Update 455 - Some Kind of Creative Frenzy
Update 456 - Forty Years for the Fortress
Update 457 - I Make a Game of it these Days
Update 458 - Now you have Big Fight
Update 459 - It Began in Madness
Update 460 - A Mighty Plume of Flame
Update 461 - The Final Step in the Plan
Update 462 - In the Tomb of Baron Lorn
Update 463 - And Then he Would Strike
Update 464 - Captain Ironblood Awoke
Update 465 - Kotor Waited Pensively
Update 466 - It was Now the Holy Day
Update 467 - Flames Erupted from the Pit
Update 468 - The Battle Erupted in Flame and Bloodshed
Update 469 - And she Soared
Update 470 - This was not the Dwarf she was Interested in
Update 471 - Now what
Update 472 - The End