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Captain's Log. 8th of Granite.
I've just had BurnedToast report to me that Zonhin, our 'Artist Extraordinaire', has become more... extraordinary than usual.
Disregarding the work assigned to him, making rock blocks, he set off and seized control of a crafts workshop in the bonefields.
BurnedToast also told me that he has taken some garnierite, turtle shell, lots of cave lobster shell, some aventurines, and is now screaming about needing logs.
Not to see a promising artist go to waste, and disliking the inordinate amount of screaming, I immediately ordered the deconstruction of the carpenter's workshop, given it is made entirely of wood.
I subsequently gave the order for its reconstruction using sensible stone blocks.
After getting his hands on the last of our precious wood, he began working, and stopped screaming.
The Baron, however, started screaming because he just received word that an Elven Noble has arrived for a diplomatic conference with him, and as we all know, the Elves are totally mad.
This, however, does not upset me so much as amuse me.