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Captain's Log. 20th of Granite.
The discussion with the pointy eared gits went something like this.
Elf:"Greetings shortstuff, we'll be ready soon. Bring out your ethical goods!"
Me: "Shut your filthy food hole, Elf! A fine one to speak of ethics. Not once, but twice, you have betrayed us to the antlered menace! Take your time unpacking. You're not going anywhere!
We closed the gates on them, sealing them inside. We had no intention of them leaving. We had no intention of them coming inside either.